Bo Burnham

You argue and you bicker and you fight

Atheists and Catholics

Jews and Hindus argue day and night

Over what they think is true

But no one entertains the thought

That maybe God does not believe in you


From God's Perspective - Bo Burnham

But maybe life on Earth could be heaven

Doesn’t just the thought of it make it worth the try


From God's Perspective - Bo Burnham

None of you are going to heaven

You’re not my children, you’re a bad game of Sims


From God's Perspective - Bo Burnham

On a scale from one to zero, are you happy?

‘Cause you’re on your own from here, so are you happy?

I’m open to suggestions, are you happy?

But what the fuck kind of question is “Am I happy?”


Are you happy? - Bo Burnham

Fuck the politicians

Fuck missionary missions

Fuck beauty competitions

Fuck bigoted traditions


Eff - Bo Burnham

Fuck the pope, fuckin’ old

If he loved the poor, then he would’ve sold

His mansion made of solid gold, so fuck him!


Eff - Bo Burnham